Dies Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengraben. Is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Is nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen Cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und Watch Das Blinken Lights.
This text was allegedly written by a member of Werner von Braun's team in a NASA workshop in Huntsville, Alabama in the 1960's. The author being one of the authoritarian German engineers who freely adulterated their English. This text was posted over over a machine.
Rubbernecks = the uncouth local population ofSightseeren = sightseers should only watch the Blinken Lights = signal lights and leave their Cotten-pickenen hands = cotton-picking hands from the machine. Annotation from NRC Handelsblad of 16 Dec. 1999. Update 22 feb. 2013